How fast it (my life) all went by. I'm now a senior citizen but just yesterday, I was a carefree young girl. On the outside, I look old but inside, I still just wanna have fun!
Two things I hate (inspired by all day in Albuquerque):
Perfunctory "how are you" greetings that require equally perfunctory "fine and you". Why do people have to pretend they care about people they don't even know. A simple, friendly hi or hello would be fine by me!
Toilet paper rolls that I can't find the end of even after reaching underneath the holder and rotating the roll around and around and around.
Eating my lunch at Whole Foods while watching the hordes buying their food:
We all think we're so unique but, collectively, we're not. Gimme that Whole Foods religion! Maybe they all were celebrating because they didn't get raptured!
Taking surreptitious glimpses of woman at next booth, hunched over her food, cheeks bulging, eyes downward, savoring her lunch. Food is the 2nd greatest pleasure known to man but not to woman. In reading Bonk, written by Mary Roach, it was titillating to learn that in lab experiments, the female, not the male, rat can be distracted during copulation by cheese crumbs!
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